The Grogsquatch is a Scandinavian character with a rich history of merriment and mischief. Legend has it that after every Feast of Grog (which takes place the Saturday following the traditional Beaver Moon, and consists largely of pickled root vegetables and lutefisk) The Grogsquatch appears before the elders of the village. The Grogsquatch makes his way down the line of elders striking each one thrice with a ball-peen hammer. The Elder who has the most teeth remaining upon the conclusion of this ritual will be awarded the honor of providing the Grogsquatch with his annual bubble bath. Once the ceremonial bath is over, the Grogsquatch joins the children of the village in a game of seek and hide. It's just like our version of hide and seek only the verbs are switched and the Grogsquatch eats the children that he finds. Once the Grogsquatch is full of children, he hops on his Harley and hauls ass into the sunset, and the villagers begin the long process of cleaning up yet another year of Grogsquatch terror and carnage.